As a delusional and untalented child, I mangled many songs of the 1970s: Olivia Newton-John’s Have you Never Been Mellow; Minnie Riperton’s Loving You, and so many more, including (as I mention in this Los Angeles Daily News piece of mine) Debby Boone’s You Light up My Life.
Yes, it’s true. I sang out in public without shame. See this photo above? I’m dancing and singing, as I often did. And from the big hand gestures, I’m guessing the number I’m assaulting everyone in my vicinity with is Age of Aquarius.
And if I had more room in the Daily News piece, I would’ve included how I, as a Freshman (who should have known better by then), sang Linda Ronstadt’s Blue Bayou to my entire high school. Yep, it was just me singing a capella – standing in the middle of the auditorium during a school rally.
So, yes, I was truly delusional… I say in the past-tense, while typing about my life into cyberspace as if anyone gives a damn. Some things haven’t changed.
The dawning of the Age of Aquarius; yet my lack of talent did NOT dawn on me –
I did NOT sound like Linda –
