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Laughing Is More Fun Than Crying.

You’re Not Alone

Welcome! I’m an imperfect person trying my best in life as I share in my stories. In parenting, marriage, working, and interacting with other humans, I do my best to remain calm, sane, and havoc-free, but I often fail.

In 2019, I published my first book, “Craving Normal.” As I continue to work on my second book, a work-in-progress (still without a title), a traumatic and life-changing experience happened that I wanted to share. It’s included as a late chapter in my next book. I guess that author up in the cosmos decided to add some scary trauma and emotional chaos to my tales. These latest adventures I will share with readers in my last chapter have added some needed perspective, that’s for sure.

If you’re struggling, I hope my life experiences assure you you’re not alone.

Life’s tough. But it helps to find humor and magic. It’s there, in between the madness.

If You’ve Snort-Laughed Inappropriately at Awkward Moments, You’re My People.

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People Are Enjoying My Book

Well, this is a wonderful way to start my day–

A man reading my book in England wrote this to me:
“Oh man, your book is brilliant, heartfelt and hilarious! I can’t stop reading it. The story about Santa is fantastic, and when I turned over the page to see the picture of you with suicide Santa splayed out on the roof, I was crying with laughter. You’re a true talent.”

Greg Firlotte emailed me this, about reading my book: “…the family dishrag passages!! I laughed out loud in my room late into the night over these and thought if anyone passed by my door and heard me laughing uncontrollably, they might have me committed today! Can’t wait for tonight’s reading!”

This is from a lovely woman in Spain

Reader of my book, "Craving Normal" in Spain

From Canada! Here’s another wonderful message from a reader my book, “Craving Normal.” Though our lives have been different, my stories resonated with her. She wrote, “Thank you for taking me on your crazy journeys through life and reminding me to chuckle along the way.”

Happy Reader of Craving Normal by Michele Miles Gardiner

Book review of Craving Normal


You can buy my book at my favorite Los Angeles bookstore, Skylight Books.

You, too, can read my “crazy stories” (quoting my editor). You can find Craving Normal, in print and eBook, here, on Amazon.

 

My friend Leslie’s bawdy and funny Texan mom is loving my book. Leslie texted me this photo, saying how much fun her mama is having. I call this “Shock and awe.”

You might have fun, too, if you buy my book:
https://tinyurl.com/y3ezy7d9

Reading Michele Miles Gardiner’s book”Craving Normal,” true and humorous story collection

I signed my first book, yesterday.

"Craving Normal" my collection of nonfiction humorous stories, and personal essays

 

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Twinkie Talk and “Craving Normal”

Promoting my book, "Craving Normal, " with Twinkies.
I was promoting my book, “Craving Normal, ” with Twinkies.

While promoting Craving Normal at the Brand Library in Glendale, I set up my books next to a tray of Twinkies. Below them, I put a sign saying, “Why Twinkies? Read the back of my book…” I did it as a “conversation starter.” I put that in quotes because the last time somebody used that term with me was when I asked my accountant why he had a silver streamer draped across his office door. His answer: “Conversation starter.” I nodded, and the conversation ended.

But yesterday, I got all kinds of talk when people inquired about my tray of Twinkies. Either they read the back of the book, or I told them, “Well, as a kid of health food freaks, I watched all the kids at school devouring Twinkies at lunch. So I craved them. That’s what I thought ‘normal’ kids with normal parents who lived in normal homes ate.”

A tall, older woman with a Boston accent came by and told me, “In the 1970s I used to give Twinkie tours.”

“Really?”

“Yeah, they were made in the same factory as Wonder Bread.”

She began her Twinkie tour spiel, pointing toward an invisible conveyor belt above her head. “And over here, the Twinkies are being filled.”

After she quit the job, she became a health food eater and never touched Twinkies. Oh, and she added this Twinkie fact. “Another woman I worked with, who used to give Twinkie tours, went on to become a Playboy playmate and then became a cop in Boston.”

I only contributed, “Wow.”

She looked down at my book. “I’d buy your book. Sounds interesting. But I’m 86 now and decided to stop buying things. Don’t want to leave my kids with a bunch of crap they don’t want.”

And the conversation ended.

 

"Craving Normal," back book cover.
“Craving Normal,” back book cover.

 

My book is available! You can buy it here.

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My Book’s Hideous Kinky Connections

Years ago, I saw the movie “Hideous Kinky,” about a single mom with her two girls in Morocco around the same time my family and I lived there. I gasped when I saw the Kate Winslet character and her girls swimming in the same Marrakech swimming pool I remember swimming in.

Anyway, it’s fun to see my book listed just above the Esther Freud novel, “Hideous Kinky,” knowing I have some connections.

My book, Craving Normal, and the Hideous Kinky Morocco connections

 

 

Here’s the trailer from the movie:

Ha! I don’t remember the last line, said by one of the girls, in this trailer, but that’s another connection.

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This Book Review of “Craving Normal” by Writer Kristin Casey Made My Day

Oh my gosh, I almost cried reading this review from a writer I admire and have enjoyed reading. Kristin wrote  “Rock Monster: My Life with Joe
Author Kristin Casey's Review of my book, "Craving Normal"
                                                                                                                              Please read her review of my book in full, here on Goodreads.com.

 

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Wonderful Interview About My Book, “Craving Normal”

Wow, I cannot thank Elliot Windmill enough for this wonderful interview he did with me about my book, “Craving Normal.”  Here’s the interview.

US/Europe BOOK GIVEAWAY, beginning tomorrow. We’re each giving away one signed copy of my book, “Craving Normal.” Details on 4/27.

About Elliot, sometimes you just connect with people, no matter where you are in the world. I’m here in the U.S. and he’s in the U.K., but we have so many interests in common, we’ve become friends.

I “met” Elliot via Instagram, while I was pre-promoting my book. He was a big supporter and one of the first people to buy “Craving Normal,” and leave enthusiastic comments about it.

His curiosity and love of adventure is contagious.

Please read more of Elliot’s website. He writes out people he’s met while having adventures, near home and far away. They’re so much fun to read.

Elliot Windmill asked me really indepth questions about my book, "Craving Normal."
Elliot Windmill asked me really indepth questions about my book, “Craving Normal.”
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This Reviewer Really Heard Me–He gets My “Craving Normal”

I awoke to this thoughtful review of my book, “Craving Normal,” from a man I don’t know, a former hippie.

I appreciate people are getting some laughs–those come from my kooky experiences and my need to highlight the humor of those experiences. But I was trying to make some points. This man heard me. I especially appreciate his comments as he comes from the generation I lived in the shadow of and wanted to be heard by.

His review:

Jnana Hodson reviewed on on June 17, 2019
…this one starts out in the San Francisco Bay Area before taking off into a two-year nomadic jaunt in Europe with her parents and younger sister. Their travel on the cheap could be a dream of a lifetime for many, though there are some perilous incidents. It’s their return to the States where Shelly, as she was known, runs into social struggles. She just can’t fit in, from first grade on. It’s not really her fault, either. She’s handicapped by her parents’ many eccentricities, from the clothing she’s given to the school lunches they pack for her to a chasmic ignorance of the TV shows her classmates have been watching.

After a fast start, the text becomes a series of flash chapters prompted by a snapshot or two that follow.
The tale picks up once she starts evaluating the inappropriate sex messages her parents and the mass media were providing, and then her recognition of her old-fashioned grandparents as an anchor of propriety and secure expectations on the weekends – essential boundaries for a child in contrast to the “if it feels good, do it” fog at home. She had good reason to see through her parents’ hypocrisy as hippies, especially her father’s tightwad, control freak nature, along with its tendencies for violence.Especially valuable are the reasons Michele gives for turning away from her parents’ generation – the hippie movement’s ultimate breakdown in failing to pass the promise of revolution along. The outbreak of AIDS was only part of the wakeup call.

After that, the subtitle, “An ordinary life veers off track … way off,” takes on a richly ironic and rewarding meaning.
The link to the review is here.

Also, while the focus of my stories occur during a specific time, I’d like to think some of the feelings (not fitting in, parental/childhood issues, cultural changes, school issues) can be relatable even to those who weren’t raised in the same era I was.

It’s interesting to hear what readers are taking away, or not getting, from my stories.

*He aptly notes the stories take on a different pace during my 1970’s childhood of mixed messages. My brain was only forming during the early years, so the early vignettes are formed as my five to six year old brain was still forming–trying to make literal sense of the information I was receiving, and it was A LOT of information.

I love his last line:
…the subtitle, An ordinary life veers off track … way off,” takes on a richly ironic and rewarding meaning.

"Craving Normal" my collection of nonfiction stories.

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First Book Event for “Craving Normal”–You’re Invited

Valley Relics Museum Hosts Valley Writers

Join us on June 6th at 7pm, for Michele Miles Gardiner’s launch of her new book, Craving Normal. She’ll be joined by wildly entertaining writers Pamela Des Barres, Moon Unit Zappa, and Sara Stardust. It’ll be a raucous night of storytelling, book signing, prizes, and fun.

$10 admission. Doors open at 6:30 pm. Come early to enjoy Valley Relic Museum’s fascinating collection and play coin-free pinball machines. The first twenty-five to arrive will receive prizes. Valley Relics Museum: 7900 Balboa Blvd. C3 & C4. Entrance on Stagg St, Van Nuys, CA 91406. Get tickets here:

Michele Miles Gardiner is the author of her newly released book, “Craving Normal.” Michele has written essays and articles for magazines and newspapers. She enjoys storytelling–writing about life, culture, and society with her own slanted view, often injecting humor.

Pamela Des Barres is the author of New York Times best-selling book, I’m with the Band, her recent book, “Let it Bleed,” on memoir writing, and many books about her rock-n-roll life as Queen of the Groupies. Pamela’s working on her new book, “Blinded by the Light.”

Moon Unit Zappa is a writer, yogi, free spirit, mom and author of America the Beautiful: A Novel.

Sara Stardust is an artist and author. Her first published book is Dragon Soul, an epic fantasy of a grown up fairy tale. She also self published a Groupie Culture Magazine called Star Seed, inspired by Pamela Des Barres. Issue 3 of her zine and a prequel to her epic are soon to be released.

Here’s a video of Moon introducing Pamela at a reading, last year:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BjSZPHhHY3B/

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